This is a headline that I truly, madly, deeply relate to. The internet was sent into a tizzy today when photographs of pop monolith Halsey and Evan Peters emerged that saw the pair of them cradle Halsey’s stomach. Of course, this is the internet, and the internet is a machine fuelled by an unquenchable thirst for drama, many came to the only possible conclusion that Halsey was pregnant.

Halsey was quick to take to Twitter to debunk the rumours that she was with child, and offer an explanation that struck a chord with every gluten-intolerant bitch with a weakness for pasta.

“Still not pregnant. Still just allergic to gluten. Still love pancakes,” she wrote on Twitter.

“Is it a boy? Is it a girl? It’s pancakes.”

Halsey will be gracing Australian shores later this month to perform at the 2019 ARIA Awards. She will also be playing a bunch of exclusive headlining sets at Falls Festival. You can find the full lineup below.

Falls Festival 2019/2020

Saturday, December 28th — Tuesday, December 31st
Lorne, Victoria

Sunday, December 29th — Monday, December 30th
Marion Bay, Tasmania

Tuesday, December 31st — Thursday, January 2nd, 2020
Byron Bay, New South Wales

Saturday, January 4th, 2020 — Sunday, January 5th, 2020
Fremantle, Western Australia

Halsey (Only Aus Shows)
Vampire Weekend
Disclosure
Playboi Carti
Peking Duk
Of Monsters And Men
PNAU
Lewis Capaldi
Milky Chance
John Farnham
Banks (Only Aus Shows)
Dope Lemon
Vera Blue
Yungblud
G Flip
Crooked Colours
Parcels
Thelma Plum
Montaigne
#1 Dads
WAAX
Baker Boy
Holy Holy
Wave Racer
Bad//Dreems
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
Amyl & The Sniffers
The Japanese House
Pink Sweat$
B Wise
CXLOE
A Swayze & The Ghosts
Totty
Adrian Eagle
Teen Jesus And The Jean Trousers