Ok, so they aren’t exactly 13 “reasons” (we just like the show), more 13 hilarious tweets that prove Mark Hoppus is the king of our domain.
1.He knows all the words to Fall Out Boy songs…
We're going down down
Getting killed by a clown
& sugar this circus is shitty
I'll be ur # 1 w/a mullet
Sexy logride guy stuck in a ball pit
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) September 8, 2017
2. Mark’s named our future office cat
If you’re a Twenty Øne Pilots fan and you don’t name your cat “Purryface” then I don’t know what to tell you.
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) April 12, 2018
3. He’s real
I love you, but not "look up from my phone" love you.
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) October 27, 2016
4. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN
alright, my chemical romance. enough farting around. time to get back in the studio and make another album. think of the kids.
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) February 26, 2018
5. You’re welcome
The Ballad of Moana Lisa
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) May 12, 2017
6. Preach it buddy #RogueDog
There are entirely too many Star Wars and superhero movies, and not enough movies about Golden Retrievers who play basketball.
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) April 30, 2018
7. 22 Pilots
Josh: nineteen pilots?
Josh: ….twenty pilots?
Tyler: idk, still feels like it’s not there
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) November 8, 2017
8. But actually??
i don't get it. how do they milk the almonds?
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) August 21, 2015
9. He’s here for WOMEN and equality
If we allow a female to become president, what's next? Female doctors? Female race car drivers? Female mothers?! Female women?!
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) May 16, 2015
10. Ohhh so that’s what DTF stands for…
You guys, I’m back in LA and I’m DTF*
*Dreading The Freeway.
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) March 30, 2018
11. Blame Pixar
who called it "Taking Back Tuesday" and not "Finding Emo?!"
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) March 19, 2018
12. I can’t
ten minutes into blink-182 and chill and he gives you this look. pic.twitter.com/AY8grn0HV7
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) December 12, 2015
13. And we want to be at that funeral
if i ever die please make sure my funeral has a fire snapchat filter.
— snddoɥ ʞɹɐɯ (@markhoppus) November 2, 2016
So how about it? Leave Blink, scratch the new album and come work for us? Lol, jokes, we NEED that album asap.