Ok, so they aren’t exactly 13 “reasons” (we just like the show), more 13 hilarious tweets that prove Mark Hoppus is the king of our domain.

1.He knows all the words to Fall Out Boy songs…

2. Mark’s named our future office cat

3. He’s real

4. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN

5. You’re welcome

6. Preach it buddy #RogueDog

7. 22 Pilots

8. But actually??

9. He’s here for WOMEN and equality

10. Ohhh so that’s what DTF stands for…

11. Blame Pixar

12. I can’t

13. And we want to be at that funeral

So how about it? Leave Blink, scratch the new album and come work for us? Lol, jokes, we NEED that album asap.